So Bo Hunkmeister and I, after much thought, have decided that the class "C" RV is the way to go. But we don't want to buy one of these used Cruise America ones because as Jeff Foxworthy so elegantly put it, "You don't want to put your key into something that has been rode that hard by that many people." However, we're going to need some help with a brand spankin' new RV. So here's the deal. For a limited time, we will be accepting donations towards the purchase of a tricked out, class "C" recreational vee-hickle. You can buy into this purchase at the following levels:
Level 1 "Benefactor": for a donation of $100, we will put your name, in a type face of your choosing, on the outside of the RV.
Level 2 "Bronze Star": for a donation of $200, we will put your name and your face on the outside of the RV.
Level 3 "Silver Star": for a donation of $300, we will Photoshop your picture on the RV so you look like a million bucks.
Level 4 "Gold Star": for a donation of $400, we will visit you during our cross-country tour (please have marshmallow Fluff and peanut butter ready for seven).
Level 5 "Platinum Star": for a donation of $500, we won't visit you (and therefore your house will remain intact)
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1 comment:
Where's the phone #? & at what level does my family get beyond being photoshopped to actually getting to use said vee-hickle???
What did y'all have last year? same size? you have not posted a picture of said vee-hickle on 'da blog.
-G
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